Salutations faithful Urban Tailgate brethren,It's official...at 3:46 p.m. ET after searching since 5 p.m. yesterday, we spotted our first Cardinals fans here in Orlando:) Seriously, I worry that there may be some sort of quarantine in the greater Phoenix area...Pops and I played a fun game of counting the number of Steelers and Cards fans here ....we counted over 40 Steelers fans (which amounted to 38 dirty looks- guess a couple of their kids haven't been brainwashed yet and liked my stripes:) I was also approached by a lovely couple (in plainclothes) from the Cincinnati area...the husband (in a hushed tone) congratulated me on my courage and mentioned that he wished he had worn his jersey....The Cardinals couple were carrying a 6 pack of Miller Lite to their room which is another sign that the Cardinals are now the Bengals "brother team" and will win the Super Bowl ala Rule 1 Section 1 of the Nick Lachey Theorem Nick Lachey Theorem- Rule 1 Section 1- Nick Lachey is the second greatest pop artist of all time (only behind Kelly Clarkson) and always supports the greatest teams (Bengals, Reds, Cincy Bearcats) and his favorite beer is Miller Lite (as evidenced in "Newlyweds". Thus, if a sports fan (outside of the Steelers, Browns, or Blondie's Sports Bar) is drinking Miller Lite they will win (unless they are playing the Bengals.) LOCK TIGHT PICK...On to the action of the day, Pops and I played some Pirate Cove Putt Putt...ORLANDO HAS THE GREATEST PUTT PUTT COURSES EVER...just driving 5 miles away, we saw 3 courses, one of which had a volcano with flames randomly shooting out of it...but we got lured by the Pirate theme (if you know me you're not surpised)...we ended in a tie which of course is fitting given my allegience! I felt like f-ing Donovan McNabb at the end, blindly looking around to play another overtime hole but the damn cup took my orange ball....ERRONEOUS!However, we found a Chick Fil-A on the way home so we're BOTH WINNERS.....They have a new sauce the "Chick Fil-A" sauce which is a mixture of BBQ, Honey Mustard, and Sweet and Sour...WOW!!! What can I say....Happy Fat Man!! Back at the Resort hanging out....btw, the Resort is amazing...check out the view from the balcony! There's 2 steakhouses, 10 overall restaurants, 2 golf courses, shops, 3 pools, and over 500 idiot Pittsburgh fans!!! Come one, come all...i've seen enough Jack Lambert and Big Ben jerseys on 5 foot 8, 300 pound mustached men (and women) to last a lifetimeDamn if I played real golf, I'd be in heaven....which reminds me, UrbanTailgate should open a Beer Pong Resort....100 tables with a different theme for each table...just like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell's ambitious plans for their miniature golf course in "Overboard".Next up: The arrivial of the rest of my crew and the Coors Light party tonight..Last Bengals Dave line: Cardinals by 150 points. (this morning)Updated Bengals Dave line: There will be at least a ten to one fan advantage for the Steelers....that should help alot...Cardinals by 149.5 points.Random Cincinnati/Bengals trivia: So, you think Dick LeBeau is such a good coach? He led the Bengals to 2-14 record in 2002 as the Bengals Head Coach...helluva job, Dick!
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