Saturday, January 31, 2009

"Anyone want to see Nelly? 20 Bucks!!!!:


Greetings Gang,

Sorry it's been a full day since posting...but between the activities and headache from last night's tomfoolery, I'm fortunate to be functioning at all....

Note to self: I hate big pimped out PR fueled events, like last night's Coors Light Nelly Party...in theory it was going to be AWESOME....celebrities, free Coors Light and a rap concert....so you could guess the level of anticipation taking the cab to the Hard Rock...and then just like when the Bengals take the field and start playing, harsh reality sets in....

We were fine even when our cab driver from some country (not the US and not one where English is the first language) got lost and sat on a dead end road for two minutes having to defrost the back window to back up but then getting to the Hard Rock we started fully understanding the situation....the line was about 300 people long which it definitely didn't need to be...it was one of those, there's plenty of room inside but if we keep people outside then our party is COOL...AND THEN there was a "Camera check" so even if we got in I wouldn't have been able to take AWESOME pictures...so we did the only thing we know how to do and took the party with us...to Margitaville.

Numerous whiskey shots (not Evan Williams) and Landsharks later we settled in for some second rate Buffett impersonators and had a good ol' time....

Sorry readers, i'm sure this is disappointing...but bumping into the Snapple lady from those old commercials at the Orlando "World of Bowling" in the afternoon made up for it....!!!  BTW, there's a reason Pops is the best bowler in his league back home, he was scoring in the 170's todays, and had a Turkey in each game in the 2 game series...and unfortunate for him had to take the consequence of a Wild Turkey double shot after each!!  Without those, he would have been in the 200's for sure...

So after a relaxing dinner at the Golden Corral, we're gearing up for tomorrow's action...i'll send you as many updates as I can.....

Oh, and tomorrow I have decided to go as the "Anti-Steelers fan"= Combination of Cardinals and Bengals flair for the game....like Hector going to battle Achilles in the movie Troy, I'll say a prayer and head into battle against a seemingly unbeatable adversary who only has one weakness, they're ASSHOLES ....


Bengals Dave updated Line- I'm really starting to get sick of Steelers fans....Cardinals by Infinity plus one.

Random Bengals/Cincinnati trivia:  Did you know the Bengals will make another return trip to the Meadowlands next season to battle the Jets...just like they say, Bengals Jesus will rise again!


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